Covid-19 Jokes

In the past, we’ve had some diseases that really sound vicious! Black Plague? That sounds really badass! Anthrax? I wouldn’t want to mess with that!!!

We’ve had centuries to come up with a badass name for a disease and they name it.. Covid-19??? That sounds like a new lipstick from Maybelline!

Hey Baby! Are you toilet paper? Because I can’t find you anywhere!!!

What’s the difference between a Las Vegas prostitute and a 401K? One will go down on you and cause you to lose a lot of money… the other one is having difficulty finding work right now.